CLMR
Hi.

The best girl who has a name like a state.

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aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra


kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am


astudyiniero:

girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts


herstrionics:

this photo of zayn holding the irish flag high and showing off his happiest dweebiest nerdbaby scrunchface smile is probably the single best thing he could have given niall for his birthday i’m so—
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tndrnss:

mindlessbeat:

mindlessswagg143:

YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM

EXACRLY OFG

WAIT literally waht the ufkc???

tndrnss:

mindlessbeat:

mindlessswagg143:

YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM

EXACRLY OFG

WAIT literally waht the ufkc???

tagged: fuck

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.


kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2


catsbeaversandducks:

Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!

Photos by ©izumiechan - Via BuzzFeed

tagged: oh my god

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true


it’s days like tonight and last night that i really wish i lived alone

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tagged: same obsessed

psyducked:

party time


triharrytops:

my universe has reoriented itself around this pic of niall holding a stack of money

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tagged: holy shit