I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
Got a new one today
people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet
if you don’t remember actively wishing for a t-mobile sidekick you aren’t old enough for friendship w/ me
I can’t stress enough how important it is that you surround yourself with supportive people who make you feel important and special, and who enhance your life with their presence. If their presence is making you feel worse instead of better, re-evaluate why you’re letting them stay.
when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine
If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself
Do you ever see a dude and can tell he’s problematic as hell but you still want him to dick you down?????
"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it